Maria Lippie: Life is a load of BS. If you’re not overly happy one moment then you’re probably sobbing your heart out the next. The only thing that gets me going is the impending hope that I’ll win the lottery someday. Wait, what? Where did that thought come from?
Mariefel: From me.
Maria Lippie: (groans) Oh man, you’re back?
Mariefel: Oh yes. Straight from the fiery depths of hell.
Maria Lippie: You are right. You do everything in exaggeration.
Mariefel: I’m taking that as a compliment.
Maria Lippie: (rolls eyes) What are you doing here?
Mariefel: It has been a while since I’ve made an appearance.
Maria Lippie: (look at her evil twin closely)
Mariefel: Stop it. That stare is scaring me.
Maria Lippie: I know why you’re here. (cackles) What happened to the Irish hottie you rode to the sunset with?
Mariefel: Laugh all you want. It’s not as if you’re fairing well in the love department.
Maria Lippie: Booshit! In your peripheral world, you can do and have anything or anyone you want. Unfortunately, I live in reality. It sucks but hey, that’s life. How about you? Shouldn’t you have anyone at your beck and call? Wait, why did he leave you again?
Mariefel: Fine. You win this time, witch. But keep in mind I’ll be back!
Maria Lippie: (rolls on the floor laughing)
Mariefel: (looks at twin in disbelief) and they tell me I’m crazy…
title courtesy of KillSwitch Engage
